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Guide to Brownie Points      
  dating guides · brownie points

   For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Time and time again you hear of "brownie points," but what are they exactly? Well, look no further as we have the definitive guide and actual point values. Print out the handy pocket guide and you'll be set from here on out....

   Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

   Here's a guide to the points system:
You make the bed+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets-1
You leave the toilet seat up-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings+5
     in the snow+8
     but return with beer.-5
     and no liners.-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
     You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing 0
     You check out a suspicious noise and it is something+5
     You pummel it with a six iron.+10
     It's her cat-40
You stay by her side the entire party. 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a work colleague-2
     Named Tiffany.-4
     Tiffany is a dancer-10
     With breast implants-18
You remember her birthday 0
You buy a card and flowers 0
You take her out to dinner 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a strip club+1
Okay, it is a strip club-2
It's all-you-can-eat night-3
It's a strip club, and it's all-you-can-eat night.-10
Go with a mate 0
The mate is happily married+1
The mate is single-7
Not for long - it's his bachelor party-10
He has a liking for Red Light establishments-50
You take her to a movie+2
You take her to a movie she likes+4
You take her to a movie you hate.+6
You take her to a movie you like.-2
It's called Death Cop III-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans-15
You develop a noticeable beer gut.-15
You develop a noticeable beer gut and exercise to get rid of it+10
You develop a noticeable beer gut and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts .-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."-800
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.-10
You reply, "Where?".-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your bum."-100
Any other response-20
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression0
You listen, for over 30 minutes+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience+50
You're mind wanders and you suddenly hear her saying "well what do you think I should do?"-100
You have fallen asleep-200
You talk-100
You don't talk.-150
You spend time with her.-200
You don't spend time with her-500
You are seen to be enjoying yourself. GAME OVER

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