What They Say: |
What They Mean: |
"Did you come?" |
"Because I didn't." |
"I have something to tell you." |
"Get tested." |
"I'm a Romantic." |
"I'm poor."
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"I'll give you a call." |
"I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than
see you again." |
"I never meant to hurt you." |
"I thought you weren't a virgin." |
"Trust me." |
"Let's just keep this between you and me, pumpkin." |
"I love you." |
"God, what have I gotten myself into?" |
"I think we should just be friends." |
"You're ugly." |
"Haven't I seen you before?" |
"Nice ass."
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"I want to make love." |
"I want to make love." |
"Was it good for you?" |
"I'm insecure about my manhood." |
"We need to talk." |
"I'm pregnant." |
"I had a wonderful time last night." |
"Who the hell are you?"
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"I've been thinking a lot." |
"You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." |
"I've learned a lot from you." |
"Next!" |
"I want a commitment." |
"I'm sick of masturbation." |
"I think we should see other people." |
"I have been seeing other people."
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"Let's get married." |
"Does that mean we can do it now?" |
"We don't have to do anything until you are ready." |
"Put out or get out." |
"I feel its time to express our love for each other." |
"Give me head." |
"I still think about you." |
"I miss the sex." |
"Is there something wrong?" |
"Is it supposed to be this soft?" |
"You're so mature." |
"I hope you're eighteen." |
"Its never been like this before." |
"It's my first time." |
"Yes...Yes...(scream!)." |
"Aren't you done yet?" |