| Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. |
| Your lips are a little wrinkled... Mind if I press them? |
| Would you like to make a trade? A piece of you for a piece of me? |
| Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away! |
| Are you a checkout line? Cause I see you checkin' me out! |
| (after an earthquake) If you thought that earthquake shook your legs! Wait 'till tonight! |
| My beds two big for one- do you want to share it? |
| If you're sweet you can call me sweetie, if you're nice you can call me hunny, if you're hot you can call me tonight! |
| Do you have a garden? 'Cause you can plant your tulips next to mine! |
| Wanna play doctor? I would like to check out every part of your body. |
| Will you catch me? 'Cause I've just fallen for you! |
| We both know your beautiful, but only one of us knows your phone number! |
| You look like my third boyfriend...even though I've only ever had two! |
| Why don't we go behind a rock and get a little boulder! |
| My name's _______, but you can call me Tonight. |