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Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!
If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I'd take out all your nails and screw ya!
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose?
A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist??
My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?
(after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once!
Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

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