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Pick-Up Lines with Rebuttals      
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He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?"
A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd.
He: Your body is like a temple...
She: Sorry, there are no services today.
He: Can I put my beef in your taco?
She: No sorry...I'm a vegitarian.
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
He: I'd die happy if I saw you naked.
She: I'd die laughing if I saw you naked!
He: Hey baby, do you wanna go to my place and hang out (wink wink)
She: No, I'm going to my boyfriend's to hang out! (wink wink)
He: The name's Bond, James Bond.
She: The idea's lost, get lost!
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
He: Haven't we met before?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
He: So wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: It's in the phone book too!
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.
He: So how do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized!
Q: What are you looking at?
A: Oh. I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.
In reply to No, thank you: Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you!
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there!
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
He:Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples do!
Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
He: I know how to please a woman.
She: Then please leave me alone.
He:I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don`t accept cheap gifts.
"Haven`t I seen you some place before?"
Response: "Yeah, that`s why I don`t go there anymore."
"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."
"I can tell that you want me."
Response: "Yes, I want you to leave."
"Hey, baby, what`s your sign?"
Response: "Do not enter...or stop."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Q: Is this seat empty?
A: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
Response: "No I think your excess weight is taking all the air!"
"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Response: "That is if you could, but unfortunately you can't!"
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey I saw your name next to filthy."

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