| He: Would you like to dance? |
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
| Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?" |
A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd.
| He: Your body is like a temple... |
She: Sorry, there are no services today.
| He: Can I put my beef in your taco? |
She: No sorry...I'm a vegitarian.
| He: Do you wanna dance? |
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
| He: I'd die happy if I saw you naked. |
She: I'd die laughing if I saw you naked!
| He: Hey baby, do you wanna go to my place and hang out (wink wink) |
She: No, I'm going to my boyfriend's to hang out! (wink wink)
| He: The name's Bond, James Bond. |
She: The idea's lost, get lost!
| Q: Does beauty run in your family? |
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
| Q: What's your name sexy? |
| Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? |
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
|He: Haven't we met before? |
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
| He: So wanna go back to my place? |
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
| He: I'd like to call you. What's your number? |
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: It's in the phone book too!
| He: So what do you do for a living? |
She: Female impersonator.
| Q: What sign were you born under? |
A: No Parking.
| He: So how do you like your eggs in the morning? |
| Q: What are you looking at? |
A: Oh. I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.
| In reply to No, thank you: Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you! |
| He: I'd really like to get into your pants. |
She: No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there!
| Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here. |
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
| He: So, baby, your place or mine? |
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
|He:Your legs go clear up to your ass. |
She: Most peoples do!
| Q: Can I buy you a drink? |
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
| He: I know how to please a woman. |
She: Then please leave me alone.
| He:I want to give myself to you. |
She: Sorry, I don`t accept cheap gifts.
| "Haven`t I seen you some place before?" |
Response: "Yeah, that`s why I don`t go there anymore."
| "You look like a dream." |
Response: "Go back to sleep."
| "I can tell that you want me." |
Response: "Yes, I want you to leave."
| "Hey, baby, what`s your sign?" |
Response: "Do not enter...or stop."
| He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? |
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
| Q: Is this seat empty? |
A: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
| "I can see forever in your eyes." |
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."
| "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" |
Response: "No I think your excess weight is taking all the air!"
| "If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together." |
Response: "That is if you could, but unfortunately you can't!"
| "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included." |
Response: "Thanks! Hey I saw your name next to filthy."