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AT&T: Reach out and touch someone.

Avis: Trying harder than ever.

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Breyers: Taste, not technology.

California Lotto: Who's next?

Campbell's Soup: Mmmm, mmmm good.

Chevron: Use them? People do.

Chevy: Like a rock.

Coca Cola: Always the Real Thing.

Delta Airlines Travel Pack: Delta's ready when you are.

DeVry Condom: A higher degree of success.

Dial: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

Diet Coke: Just for the taste of it.

Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby.

Disney: Remember the magic.

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Downy: Come on in.

Duncan Donuts Condom: It's worth the trip.

Duracell: Can't top the copper top.

Easy-Off Kitchen: It does all the work, so you hardly have to work at all.

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

Extra: Lasts longer, and longer, and longer.

Exxon: Rely on the tiger.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Ford: The best never rest.

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

Glade Plug-Ins: Plug it in, Plug it in.

Hanes (ladies): Just my size!

KFC: Finger-Licking Good.

Lays: Betcha' can't have just one.

M&M: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"

Macintosh: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Maxwell House Coffee: Good to the last drop!

McDonald's: Have you had your break today?

Mentos: The freshmaker.

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?

Milk: Does a body good.

Napa Auto Parts: Keeps America running.

New York Lotto: Cause hey... you never know.

Nike: Just do it.

Nissan: Enjoy the ride.

Palmolive: Tough on grease, not on hands.

Pepsi: Generation Next.

Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Publix: Where shopping is a pleasure.

Sears: Come see the many sides.

Secret: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Sprite: Obey your thirst.

Star Trek: Beam me up.

Star Trek: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.

The Carl's Jr.: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face!

The Dominos Pizza: Hot! Wow! Now!

The John Bobbit: Riveted for her pleasure. Strong for his protection.

The Sears Latex: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Toyota: Oh what a feeling.

United Airlines Travel Pack: Fly United.

Volkswagen: Drivers Wanted.

Wide Leg Jeans: It's wide open!

Wrigley's: Pure chewing satisfaction.

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