|It seems that everybody has a slogan these days. It only makes sense then that we would provide you guys with a list of condoms slogans... Now it's up to you to decide which brand to use!|
7UP: It's an up thing.
AT&T: Reach out and touch someone.
Avis: Trying harder than ever.
Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
Breyers: Taste, not technology.
California Lotto: Who's next?
Campbell's Soup: Mmmm, mmmm good.
Chevron: Use them? People do.
Chevy: Like a rock.
Coca Cola: Always the Real Thing.
Delta Airlines Travel Pack: Delta's ready when you are.
DeVry Condom: A higher degree of success.
Dial: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
Diet Coke: Just for the taste of it.
Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby.
Disney: Remember the magic.
Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Downy: Come on in.
Duncan Donuts Condom: It's worth the trip.
Duracell: Can't top the copper top.
Easy-Off Kitchen: It does all the work, so you hardly have to work at all.
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
Extra: Lasts longer, and longer, and longer.
Exxon: Rely on the tiger.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Ford: The best never rest.
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
Glade Plug-Ins: Plug it in, Plug it in.
Hanes (ladies): Just my size!
KFC: Finger-Licking Good.
Lays: Betcha' can't have just one.
M&M: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
Macintosh: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Maxwell House Coffee: Good to the last drop!
McDonald's: Have you had your break today?
Mentos: The freshmaker.
Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
Milk: Does a body good.
Napa Auto Parts: Keeps America running.
New York Lotto: Cause hey... you never know.
Nike: Just do it.
Nissan: Enjoy the ride.
Palmolive: Tough on grease, not on hands.
Pepsi: Generation Next.
Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Publix: Where shopping is a pleasure.
Sears: Come see the many sides.
Secret: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Sprite: Obey your thirst.
Star Trek: Beam me up.
Star Trek: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
The Carl's Jr.: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face!
The Dominos Pizza: Hot! Wow! Now!
The John Bobbit: Riveted for her pleasure. Strong for his protection.
The Sears Latex: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Toyota: Oh what a feeling.
United Airlines Travel Pack: Fly United.
Volkswagen: Drivers Wanted.
Wide Leg Jeans: It's wide open!
Wrigley's: Pure chewing satisfaction.
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