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| - You'll still vote for me, won't you?
- Did I mention my transsexual operation?
- I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
- Did you come yet, dear?
- I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
- A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
- Does this count as a date?
- Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
- Hic! I need another beer for this please.
- I think biting is romantic- don't you?
- Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
- When would you like to meet my parents?
- Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... woman: myself?
- Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
- Sorry about the nametags, I'm not very good with names.
- Don't mind me... I always file my nails in bed.
- (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
- I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
- Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
- Sorry but I don't do toes!
- You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
- Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
- I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
- So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
- My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
- Is this a sin too?
- I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
- Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
- Long kisses clog my sinuses...
- Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
- How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
- You mean you're NOT my blind date?
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