| During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. |
| In Huntington, West Virginia, firemen may not whistle or flirt with any woman who passes by a firehouse. |
| In Carrizoz, New Mexico, it is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. |
| Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. |
| In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night) |
| In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. |
| In Dallas, Texas, it is illegal to possess realistic dildos. |
| In San Antonio, Texas it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or to respond to flirtation using the eyes or the hands. |
| Incestous marriages are legal in Alabama. Men are also not allowed to spit in front of the opposite sex. |
| In Jasper, Alabama, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. |
| Condoms are considered obscene material in Wisconsin and have to be hidden behind a pharmacists counter. |
| In England, any boy under the age of 10 is prohibited from seeing a naked mannequin. |
| It's illegal to tickle a woman in Virginia. |
| Women in Seattle who sit on mens laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them, face an automatic 6 month jail term. |
| In Kalamazoo, Michigan, it is illegal to serenade your girlfriend. |