 | In Clinton, Arkansas, molesting an automobile is illegal. |
| In Minnesota, it is illegal to sleep naked. |
| Women in Cleveland, Ohio, are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes lest men see reflections of their underwear. |
| In Tennessee, the age of consent is 16 unless the girl is a virgin, the age of consent is lowered to 12. |
| Virginia law states that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. |
| In Florida, it is considered an offense to shower naked & you may not kiss your wife's breasts. |
| In Iowa, kisses may not last longer than 5 minutes. |
| Massachusetts law dictates that a woman may not be on top for any sexual activities. |
| In New Orleans, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. |
| It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date in Dyersburg, Tennessee. |
| You better keep things clean... in Oregon it is illegal to whisper dirty words into your partner's ear during sex. |
| The law in Schulter, Oklahoma states that women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie or while wearing a towel. |
| In Arizona you may not have more than 2 dildos in one house. |
| In Little Rock, Arkansas, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30 day jail term. |
| It is illegal to seduce a virgin by falsely promising to marry her in Greece. |
