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So it's late at night and you're drunk and horny. You my friend are primed for a booty call.
A what you ask? You know, the 3-way conversation between you, your potentional bedmate, and Jose Cuervo, that
usually occurs between the hours of 12am and 3:30am on any given night. Still confused? Well, read on and we'll
explain it all and even give you the rules. Because yes, even booty calls have rules.
The Booty Call Agreement
The Booty Call has several variations, each one a little naughtier than the other. Before
you make your next one, try out these steps...
· Set the mood. Make sure you get yourself primed before you attack. Sip some wine, dim the lights, do whatever will get you in the mood.
· Be descriptive. Now is the perfect time to say the things you'd never dream of saying in person. Stay away from the phone-sex operator role and be personal.
· Take matters into your own hands. Literally.
The Booty Text
It's all the rage and Europe and is slowly making
its presence known stateside. So what is it you ask? Well try turning your mate on with a racy
text message. It's perfect for when you have to be quiet, but your mind is wandering. |
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